......and despite the best efforts of the authorities and police, it evaded capture and lodged itself firmly up a tree.
It was decided to send for a big game hunter who promptly arrived with a large net, a shotgun and a very, very large dog.
"What are those for?" asked the sherriff.
"Well," said the hunter, " I'm gonna climb the tree up to the same branch as the gorilla, shake the branch till it looses it's grip and falls. As soon as it hits the ground the dog is trained to screw it into submission. I will then throw the net over it while it's stunned and load it into my van."
"Sounds good," said the sherriff, "but what's the shotgun for?"
"Ahh" says the hunter handing it to him, "if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla....please shoot the damn dog!"
2007-01-16 19:48:45 · 16 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! I laughed so hard!!!
2007-01-16 22:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poetically speaking, would a cross between a Gorilla and a Dog be Doggerel?
2007-01-16 21:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a load of monkey business !
2007-01-17 02:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny but why shoot the dog the dog isnt shakeing the branch
2007-01-16 19:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by mike 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tres bien
2007-01-16 19:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, Cowboy put that on here a couple of weeks ago!!!!
2007-01-16 23:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor joke..
2007-01-17 02:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's agood story. But I read this in Readers Digest moere than 10 years ago. Anyway thanks!
2007-01-16 19:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by indike111 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wocka, wocka!
2007-01-16 19:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not bad
2007-01-16 19:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lol
2007-01-16 19:51:21 · answer #11 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋