Why did every answerer fall for my question?

Question

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aik1HGJcbvHdLG69QjWcVGrsy6IX?qid=20070116231351AAbRmYu

I was being sarcastic. There's obviously no way in hell that all these civilizations could have 'attacked' Muslims. I was exposing the logical fallacies in the Muslim explanation of Islamic conquests made in imaginary self-defense, and how that mentality persists today.

Already translated Movie Guy. Go back to the question and you'll see it.

Or better yet, everyone, let's end this crap once and for all. I am REAL and if you want proof here it is.

Isadora typed this and I was challenged to translate.

اعمل اللي انت عايزه طز فيك .. انا ميهمنيش غير ان الناس تقرا كلامي قبل ما يلغي و
تعرف بفكر الزاي
انا متاكده من معلوماتي من واقع احتكاكي بطبقه الادباء و المثقفين في مصر.. و يهود الدونمه ليهم أسماء مسلمه مثل الاديب عبد الرحمن صدقي صديق انيس منصور الحميم
و موجودين في مصر شات ام أبيت
و حاجه تانيه مهمه , مفيش اي احصائات رسميه في مصر سليمه أبدا
عمري ما اعتمدت عليها لا في شغلي و لا حياتي
تقدر تقولي عدد المصابين بالايدز في مصر كام طبقا لواقع الاحصائات الرسميه؟
طلع ايزيدورا من دماغك شويه و أبدا بص لنفسك. و تظاهر بالاسلام حتي تغادر ارض


أنا لست كاذبه بل انت الكاذب الوحيد هنا و ظللت تكذب علي نفسك حتي انطلت عليك الكذبه و صدقت نفسك حتي الجنون في النهايه
أرجع للتاريخ و اقرا كم من الجرائم ارتكبت باسم المسيحيه و اليهوديه و الوثنيه
لا تلوم الاسلام لانك انت الملام

And here is my translation. I'm not an expert of course so you Arabic speakers might find a few minor inaccuracies.

"Do whatever you want. I don't care. I only care that people read my answers before they're deleted so they'd know how you think. I am sure of my information from the perspective of Egyptian intellectuals and writers...(Egyptian) Jews have Muslim names like the writer Abdul Rahman Sidqi the friend of Anees Mansur...And another thing, there are no accurate official statistics in Egypt and I never depended on them in my work or in my life. Can you tell me how many Egyptians have AIDS according to our official statistics? Get Isadora out of your brain a little and start looking at yourself...I'm not a liar, you're the only liar here and you continued lying to yourself until you believed your lies to the extent of maddening yourself in the end. Go back to your history and read about the crimes committed in the names of Judaism and Christianity and paganism and don't blame Islam because you're the only one to blame."

So please...You asked for proof...And here it is. Can we cut the "I don't believe you" crap already?

Isadora I answered you at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070117035144AAMjyYR&r=w

Dang Girl: What proof do I have that you're actually a girl and not a 56-year-old child molester living in his mother's basement? You could give me a photo, but it might be someone else's photo. You could give me a birth certificate, but it could be stolen or forged. You could make a video of yourself, but it could be a video by someone else whom you asked to make a video for you. Same thing, we can't prove anything 100% on-line. Welcome to the Internet.

Answer 1

They wouldn't let my answer through - I haven't any clue why. I responded to another question after yours and that response went through no problem. It says that I've answered the "I have a question" question but my reply is nowhere to be found. Anyhow, before you say "every answerer", read on:

Oh, yes. Fishy indeed! It's like the Jews persecuting the Christians throughout time. However, those awful Semites began their mission of hatred, terror, and bloodshed even earlier. They massacred the Assyrians and those nice Babylonians and conquered and slew screaming masses of Canaanites. After annihilating the Romans, talking smack about the Egyptians, and completely destroying Jerusalem they went on to crucify Jesus (whom we all know was never a Jew, but a devout Christian).

Constantine attempted to reinstate Christianity in Rome but his efforts were futile; the Jews had him killed with their poisoned arrows and buried him in the snows of Nepal. In Christian Spain, the men, women & children of the Lord were forced to convert to Judaism. If they refused, the Jews ate them and drank the blood of the babies and called it "Chianti" ('Ch' for Christian, 'ianti' for infant). Later, they expelled the French from Paris and burned Pope Urban II at the stake during their First Crusade. In the Middle Ages, the Jews carried out many more Crusades that killed millions of faithful, peace-loving Christians. After King Richard the Lionhearted of England didn't act as a proper slave to Semitic scripture, they had him slain by the Jewish mob and took over the county of York. In 1215, the year the Magna Carta was signed, Pope Innocent III set up a tiny inquisition into the actions of the Semites. Innocent was killed mysteriously while riding a steamboat through the waters of the Rhine. Martin Luther published his famous pamphlet "Jews and their Lies" in the 16th century. In this brilliant work of art, he exposed Jews as practitioners of witchcraft and sorcery, poisoners of wells, blighters of crops, and eaters of Christian babies. Asked he, "What shall we do with this rejected and condemned people, the Jews?" Luther was extremely intelligent and answered his own question in later pages: "’First, to set fire to their synagogues or schools and to bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them. This is to be done in honor of our Lord and of Christendom, so that God might see that we are Christians, and do not condone or knowingly tolerate such public lying, cursing, and blasphemy of his Son and of his Christians.’" (Martin Luther, Luther’s Works, trans. by Martin H. Bertram (Philadelphia, 1971), 288). He went on to recommend that the houses of Jews be, "’razed and destroyed,’" the Talmud be taken away from them, and that Germany should, "’emulate the common sense of other nations such as France, Spain, Bohemia, etc., compute with them how much their usury has extorted from us, divide this amicably, but then eject them forever from the country." http://www.nmhschool.org/tthornton/mehis...

The Jews were still at it hundreds of years later, when they exterminated the Germans in mass concentration camps and forced Hitler to commit suicide. Now, the Jews continue their raping and pillaging all across the Middle East, most particularly in Palestine. The American website Information Times, using information propagated by Lebanon's Al-Manar Television - that bastion of truth and justice) - claimed that 4,000 Jews were mysteriously absent from their jobs at the World Trade Center on September 11. I was visiting NJ at the time and I saw thousands of Jews crossing the Hudson in U-boats as I was snorkeling for codfish - at 8:30 a.m., almost 15 minutes from the time of the first plane hitting Tower 2! . In 2002, Dr. Umaya Ahmad Al-Jalahma of King Faisal University in Al-Dammam claimed that Jews kill non-Jews and use their blood to make Passover matzos. Natch, this is the reason matzoh brie is red when made correctly.

Does this sound fishy? Hmmm.
There is certainly something fishy about my answer not showing on the original question... it said you have 33 answers thus far but is only showing 28. ? ?, (like you say:).

Answer 2

Translate the Arabic Isadora posted and prove you're not a fake!

اعمل اللي انت عايزه طز فيك .. انا ميهمنيش غير ان الناس تقرا كلامي قبل ما يلغي و
تعرف بفكر الزاي
انا متاكده من معلوماتي من واقع احتكاكي بطبقه الادباء و المثقفين في مصر.. و يهود الدونمه ليهم أسماء مسلمه مثل الاديب عبد الرحمن صدقي صديق انيس منصور الحميم
و موجودين في مصر شات ام أبيت
و حاجه تانيه مهمه , مفيش اي احصائات رسميه في مصر سليمه أبدا
عمري ما اعتمدت عليها لا في شغلي و لا حياتي
تقدر تقولي عدد المصابين بالايدز في مصر كام طبقا لواقع الاحصائات الرسميه؟
طلع ايزيدورا من دماغك شويه و أبدا بص لنفسك. و تظاهر بالاسلام حتي تغادر ارض


أنا لست كاذبه بل انت الكاذب الوحيد هنا و ظللت تكذب علي نفسك حتي انطلت عليك الكذبه و صدقت نفسك حتي الجنون في النهايه
أرجع للتاريخ و اقرا كم من الجرائم ارتكبت باسم المسيحيه و اليهوديه و الوثنيه
لا تلوم الاسلام لانك انت الملام

Answer 3

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Answer 4

"Or better yet, everyone, let's end this crap once and for all. I am REAL and if you want proof here it is.
20 hours ago
Isadora typed this and I was challenged to translate."

It doesn't really prove anything if you think about it, because you could have got someone to translate it for you.

Answer 5

Isn't that what you wanted?

From the looks of your past answers, you don't seem like a happy camper. You seem angry and bitter and like you want to start arguments with people.

Maybe if you go back to Islam they'll take you back. I bet you'd be happier.

Answer 6

It sounds like something an ex-Muslim would say.

You'll fooled me into thinking you were an ex-Muslim! Hail Shiatan!

Answer 7

I got the sarcastic touch (rather more than that) in your question, and don't worry many peoples have understood your question rightly !!!

Don't underestimate yourself, Your are quite good in mocking Islam !!!

Answer 8

Only those with an open mind will understand what you are saying in either question. Muslims need to wake up, they are being left behind.

Answer 9

I'm sorry.
I'm a little tired tonight,I didn't pick up on your question properly.

Apologies,
Serena

Answer 10

Lol, I wouldn't have fallen for that! =)