What is the most creative way you've ever broken up with someone. And before you answer, I've already done the fake obtituary and military honor guard and headstone myself. So work hard, earn some points.
And yes, I am still locked away in a Tibetan religious stronghold, unable to see (you know who you are) for 22 more years.
2007-01-16 19:17:17 · 22 answers · asked by Lt. Dan reborn 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
For Toxic21 faking your own death, tombstone, etc. is just a joke. I never really faked my own death although the idea seemed to have a lot of merit at one time!
2007-01-17 02:19:03 · update #1
I had a couple of campus cop friends of mine deliver a temporary restraining order to a stalker GF in the middle of a lecture. They walked in, asked the professor which she was, walked up to her and explained the terms to her in front of a lecture hall full of students. I hear she turned a brighter shade of pale and walked wobbly-legged out of the class behind them in tears! Crazy broad still chased after me when I returned to the school the next semester...
2007-01-16 19:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK this is harder then ditching the FBI because women will track your *** down till death. Talk to Mr.Bing on 8th street in downtown Dallas, or whoever is closest to you. He will hook you up with a new SS#, Drivers License, and Pass Port. It is neccessary to leave the country. Also it is highly recommended to get some plastic sergury to change your apperence. Now all this is going to cost money so go ahead and fill free to rob a bank or two, if you do this correctly your ex won't find you and niether will the feds.
2007-01-17 03:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may sound strange but when a relationship doesn't work out, i avoid the person and send him something as a statement saying...i can't be with u anymore. Well the last guy, i burn him a bunch of rejection songs and i think after a while, he gets my message...or the easy way is when he come to your door, throw a shoes at his head and yell: "We're over!"
I'm such a strange person...XP
2007-01-17 03:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her this: Well you wouldn't believe the website I came across the other night. Maybe you should check it out, actually you REALLY REALLY MUST check this website out.
www.imsickofyoursorryass andimleavingyou sogetthehellout ofmylifebitch ineverwannaseeyouagain.com.
note: dammit, i had to put spaces in the website, or it wouldnt have worked. Must be a limit of 25 letters per word or something.
2007-01-17 03:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by gonad_obrien 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say you have a smart way in finding the best way to break-up with someone from others.
What it works to others it might not work for you. I am sure you will at least find some tips.
2007-01-17 03:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Rod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not likely going to get the 10 points cause i would like to know WHAT the "fake obituary", "military honor guard" &"headstone" is??...indulge me pls-add it to ur additional info
2007-01-17 03:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix21 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my ex to meet me at our fave coffee shop......instead I sent my dad to go meet him and my dad told him we were over and to not ever call the house again. My ex, I found out had cheated on me with a close friend, so my ex thought I had told my dad of his cheating ways and it scared the crap out of him. Maybe not the coolest thing but it was extremely funny to see my ex cower like a dog every time I ran into him after that.
2007-01-17 03:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by I hate stupid ppl like you 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I let them think that their breaking up with me first. Just do all the things that you know they don't like for starters and then when they get good and going you say, well...I am not putting up with this anymore. They are so pissed anyway it sounds good to even them. It worked TWICE! Suckers. Is that worth ten measley points?
2007-01-17 03:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Literally stage your own death in front of her eyes! Tell her you are going to meet her and go "drive" to her house. When she's watching you drive towards her house, careen of the side of the road and then hop out and make sure she doesn't see you. Then, rig your car to explode and detonate it after you've gotten away safely. She'll think you died and no one will be the wiser =P
2007-01-17 03:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
get really attatched....and i mean really....
attatched, emotional....ask a lot of "because i care" questions..
examples:
"where are you going can i come with you??"
give compliments like crazy in a mushy way, like a child obsessed with an older role model
ask questions like: "do you like me doing this?", "why do you (do the things you do)"
basically its reverse psycology...keep at it, initially it may seem endearing but inthe end its gonna be extremely pissing off. and you will easily off the hook
2007-01-17 03:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Layla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋