You're in a stall letting go of some turd, and you realize there's no more toilet paper and there's no one else in the bathroom. Would you:
1. wait for the janitor
2. use the used ones from the trash can next to you
3. use your index and middle fingers
4. or the sissy way: use your socks
if you can come up with another creative alternative, lemme know
2007-01-16 19:08:24 · 11 answers · asked by Space Cadet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If there is no one in the bathroom, go to the sink with your back to the mirror. Sit up on the sink and bend down. You may need to scoot up a little to reach the fawcet. Now once you have stabilised yourself on the sink, jam one finger up the fawcet and with the other hand turn it on. If you are experienced in this art, you should be able to direct the water flow nicely to blast the remainder of Mr. Number 2 from the waste gate.
After this is done, remove your finger, rinse it off, and go to the next cubicle to dry your hands on some toilet paper.
Good luck to you next time. I believe in you!!
2007-01-16 19:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Easy, most bathroom stalls have the toilet covers in there, I'd use one of those then go into another stall to properly clean myself.
2007-01-17 03:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by jacque_sue89 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the toilet paper roll is still there you can use that and just stuff it way down in the garbage when you're done.
2007-01-17 03:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first, find the nearest monkey.
Tell the monkey that you ran out of toilet paper and persuade him with a banana.
when he get the toilet paper to you, backhand him in the face and run away.
~my way
=D
2007-01-17 03:21:36 · answer #4 · answered by ~(^_^)~ 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would run butt naked to the other stall and do what i gotta do. But as a femal I always have kleenex in a purse or somwhere.
2007-01-17 03:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by J-Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's an idea....make sure there is some toilet paper, or paper towels, at the very least, there before you start
2007-01-17 03:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by it's me, julie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call dominos on your cell phone,order a small pepperoni with extra napkins.
2007-01-17 03:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont take a crap in public toilets and if i had to, i would make sure there was paper
2007-01-17 03:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAVE A REST AND WAIT FOR THE JANITOR
2007-01-17 04:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn my boxers inside out...or flush, then dip my a-- in the water...i mean, why wipe your a-- if you're gonna sh-- again?
2007-01-17 03:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sam I Am 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋