An Englishman was touring the Irish countryside and got lost. He saw a farmer Mike, working in his field and stopped for directions.
Mike told him the directions back to his place.
The Englishman wanted to talk a bit so he asked Mike, "Is this your farm?"
"Yep", Mike answered.
"How big is it?" asked the Englishman.
"Well, it starts down the road there where the creek is and follows the creek up and over the hill to about where you can see that big tree. Then it runs across back of the barn to a big pile of stones up yonder and then down along the fence there to the road up that way."
The Englishman smiled and said, "Well, that's a nice place. Let me tell you about my place at Norfolk (England). I can get into my car and start out from one end of my property just as the sun is coming up in the east. I can drive all-day and just as the sun is setting in the west I reach to other end of my ranch. What do you think of that?"
Mike thought for a second or two, and then said, "I had a car like that once."
2007-01-16 18:06:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ......... pretty funny!
actually, i have to admit i have not heard a clean joke that is sooo funny for quite a long time.
:)
so, i giv u 11/10 for this one!!
got any more great clean jokes????????
2007-01-16 18:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me chuckling. I rate this about 7 out of 10
2007-01-17 03:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Dani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha....Gross misunderstanding ? Poor fellow must be thinking that the English man must be really crazy even then to maintain such car !! 10/10!!!
2007-01-17 02:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to see a joke that doesn't involve sex , body parts, or bodily fluid...... LOL
And I have to admit I didn't see the punchline coming,
so i give you a 9 /10
2007-01-17 03:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 nice joke
2007-01-17 03:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 9/10
2007-01-17 02:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-17 02:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, funny. 7/10
2007-01-17 02:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by courtsnort51 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha clean as 10/10
2007-01-17 02:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-17 02:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋