just curious... i personally love the shirt that says "the man" with an arrow facing up and "the legend" with an arrow facing down.
2007-01-16 17:29:45 · 31 answers · asked by Mark F 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My mother has a sweat shirt she likes to wear that says "inside this old hag is a young girl wondering what the hell happened"
2007-01-16 17:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend has a t-shirt that has a picture of George W. Bush and Sadaam Hussein and says "Meet the *******"
I went to a concert in the summer time that was indoors, it was 100 degrees F outside, and their was no A/C, so I can imagine just how hot it was in there cause I was sweating really bad. A guy there had a white shirt that had printed on it "I'm cold". On a day like that, I had to get a kick out of that one!
2007-01-17 02:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by confused24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had seen a few good ones
1 Bomb squad - if you see me running try to keep up
2 ( written upside down ) If you can read this you must be sitting on my face
3 ( written across boobs, with arrow pointing up ) My face is up here
4 ( written across boobs ) Yes these are real
5 ( on over-sized t-shirt for pregnant ladies ) It started with a kiss
Favorite is - Don't let my FAT WALLET and BIG DICK scare you
Im really a very nice guy.
2007-01-17 04:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During the first war in Iraq (Desert Storm), I bought a t-shirt that had a picture of the other Pres. Bush on it flipping the bird, and it said "Hey Iraq, Read My Lips" I still have it, wonder if it's worth anything?.
2007-01-17 02:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by proudmama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A picture of Lucifer smirking and the phrase:
"God is busy. May I help you?"
Three reasons to be a Teacher
June
July
August
I went to the Persian Gulf and all I got is this lousy Syndrom
A tshirt had an image of cocaine with the logo (With Coca Cola letters)
Enjoy Coke
(Across boobs with big letters)
PLEASE
(and with very small letters below)
Stop Staring
2007-01-17 04:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Scinillate, scintillate asteroid mannikin". Instead of Twinkle Twinkle little star.
or
"You have died of Dysentary" with a picture of a covered wagon. From the game Oregon Trail. I own both of those shirts.
2007-01-17 01:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you remember the Camel (cigarette) T-shirts. My ex gf had one that had been comically enhanced it read Camel with two humps on the chest area!
Diversifying, I once had a pair of jocks that had on the front, "Behind here lies Linda Lovelace's breakfast".
2007-01-17 02:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once read a t-shirt a girl had worn, she had a big bust & thats the first thing anyone would notice about her , the t-shirt said
"there's a face above these" i actually stopped her & said nice t-shirt :-)
2007-01-17 01:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm wearing one right now that says, "Got Crabs" on the front and then on the back it says, "We do! Joe's Crab Shack"
Always tends to bring about some funny looks.
2007-01-17 01:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the Front of the T-shirt it said, "LAPD Bomb Technician" and on the back side it read, " If you see me running, try and keep up"
2007-01-17 02:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋