After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, Banta held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Preeto began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 10-15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, Preeto sat there - speechless. He looked over at Banta who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to Banta, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
Banta scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Wednesdays and Saturdays."
2007-01-16 17:26:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one check these out as well
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
2007-01-16 17:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
9/10
2007-01-17 01:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2007-01-17 02:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha omg funny 11/10
2007-01-17 02:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......hillarious
:)
i heard a similar one before which was about hillbillies! but this one is a pretty good version, too........actually less racist as well!
pretty cool .... i giv u 11/10 for this
ROCK ON
2007-01-17 01:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now is this covered by insurance? What is the deductable?
2007-01-17 01:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by thatvegasguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha Very Funny!!!
2007-01-17 01:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-17 01:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep its old but still a classic
2007-01-17 01:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's funny. n
2007-01-17 01:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋