What is the best, the worst, and/or the most repeated pick up line you have heard?
2007-01-16 17:24:34 · 11 answers · asked by Califguard16 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Haha! why do people even bother...
2007-01-16 17:36:26 · update #1
basi cally pick up lines aren't a ticket into bed or even on a date
but i found they can be good at making a first impression and starting a conversation
these worked for me
FUNNY lines
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
My love for you is like diarreah I just can't hold it in
2007-01-16 17:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by thank you come again 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorites (both good and bad):
- Can you give me directions…to your heart?
- Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
- You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
- Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You can find 101 pickup lines here: http://www.romancestuck.com/pickup-lines.htm
2007-01-17 01:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by RomanceStuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WORST:
"God must be going crazy right now- i see one of his angels in front of me..."
or
"Lets go half on a baby"
Most overused:
"Do you come here often? I swear i havent seen you around before"
or
"Have you ever taken a ride in a ferrari (or other car that is fancy)
Best:
"Hi, my name is ____, can I buy you a drink?"
or
Nothing at all- just an over sexy glance of the eyes- no game needed....
2007-01-17 01:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The worst I know is:
Do you think I'm cute? (To be polite, I said "yes", but I was thinking "who do you think you are?".)
Most repeated: "hi" "how are u",haven't I seen you before?
Once a stranger even said to me "how can you be so beautiful!" I was not flattered but scared, because I didn't think I was that beautiful.
2007-01-17 01:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by everesttj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst has to be "hey baby you wanna go back to my place and do some math? we can add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide the sheets and multiply. and the funniest one i have ever heard is "nice shoes! wanna f uck?
2007-01-17 01:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best: F**K me if i'm wrong, but you want to give me a bj right?
...................it's a win, win, situation....you'll either get slapped or ?
Worst: Did it hurt? "she says, did what hurt?" When the angels dropped you from heaven.
Repeated: Did you wash your jeans in windex? Because I can see myself in them.
2007-01-17 01:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by dylancv62 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one that works best is : I want to fuc* you hard for an hour.
2007-01-17 01:28:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
best:
Hey sIut! How would you like to earn your dinner for once?
2007-01-17 01:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whats your sign...???
Haven't I seen you somewhere before ???
2007-01-17 01:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Chrys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know
2007-01-17 01:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by monkeymomma46 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋