Three strings walk into a bar and they sit at a table near the bar. One string gets up and goes to the bar and asks,
"Three beers please for me and my friends."
The bartender says,"Sorry...we don't serve strings here."
The string then goes back to his seat. The second string goes up to the bar and says,
"Hi...may I please have 3 beers for me and my two friends."
The bartender says,"Sorry...I already told the other string that we don't serve strings here."
Third string gets up and ties himself in knots and then messes up his hair. He walks up to the bar and says,
"Three beers please for me and my friends."
The bartender asks,
"Hey, aren't you one of those strings?"
The string replied, "Nope...I'm a frayed knot."
2007-01-16 16:02:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny. Made me laugh right out loud!
2007-01-16 16:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a cello sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin. A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin." His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!" A harp is a nude piano. Johnny comes home from school, and says to his mom, "Mommy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!" Johnny's mom says, "Very good, son. That's because you're a violist." Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!" And his mom says, "Excellent. That's because you're a violist." The next day, Johnny comes home and says, "Mommy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that 'cause I'm a violist?" His mom shakes her head and says, "No, honey; that's because you're twenty-six."
2016-05-23 23:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2007-01-16 17:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Marky B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though that is the stupidest joke
that seriously still made meh laugh
i havent heard that one yet
its good
2007-01-16 16:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lisey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this but a really good one!
2007-01-16 16:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by sandy n 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how long was the piece of string
2007-01-16 18:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Good one.
2007-01-16 16:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol classic one dude keep em coming
2007-01-16 16:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by nighthawk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great punchline---I was afrayed you were just stringing us along.
M
2007-01-16 16:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is Funnneee
2007-01-16 16:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋