Marriage!?!?

Question

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the
top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

Answer 1

LOL! Thanks for the Laugh! *Smiles* ♥~Peaches~♥

Answer 2

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"
Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when
cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her.
Asked Johnny, "Are you going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?"

Answer 3

That's a good comeback. Oh Yeah.

Answer 4

I like this one soooo much. Very funny

Answer 5

An old Benny Hill joke (sort of), well done!

Answer 6

good one 10/10

Answer 7

Very good, I like this joke.

Answer 8

now that was bitchy 9/10

Answer 9

omg too funny

Answer 10

ooh fantastic

Answer 11

Ouch. What a comeback.....