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I'm thinking a condo with a balconey overlooking the lake of fire.

2007-01-16 15:35:42 · 19 answers · asked by Dr.Do 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

You'll have to get on the waiting list! That condo is mine!

2007-01-16 15:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I am going to get a condo over the River Styx. I the morning I can smell the wafting brimstone fumes.Hurry and get one quick. They are selling like hotcakes.

2007-01-17 00:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well seeing as all the hookers, murderers, theives and low-lives were taught by Jesus (and even the baddies on the cross next to him entered the kingdom of god) and the religious pundits, teachers and prophets crucified him (and all went to hell). I'd say we'll be in pretty good shape in the afterlife.

2007-01-16 23:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by newsforsale 1 · 2 0

if i find an atheist in hell i might start a conversation but i'll sell you the spot over looking the lake really cheap, say your soul.

2007-01-16 23:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by drakelungx 3 · 1 0

I was going to purchase an igloo. It seems like a sound real estate investment for Hell.

2007-01-16 23:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 4 0

let's see, it's Hell, so for me that would be one of these suburban cheap-*** monstrosities with fake river rock and tapering columns that developer/con artists have the unmitigated gall to try and pass off as a Craftsman.

*shudder*

2007-01-18 00:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 1 0

I'll spring for a house near the river Styx.

2007-01-16 23:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4 0

I gonna live in a castle. I will be sharing it with the Bush, his daughters(which i will marry) and the Clintons. I plan to do lots of drinking with Bush and smoke weed with Clinton.

2007-01-16 23:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Unfortunately there will be just as many Christians there as any other brand of religion. Name calling and trying to disrespect another human on purpose is good way to get a good place there, it says in the bible.

2007-01-16 23:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by mykl 3 · 0 2

Atheists are not allowed into hell. Hell was created only for Christians.

2007-01-16 23:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 8 0

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