A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally givth a thit"
2007-01-16 15:31:06 · 22 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good...made me chuckle!
2007-01-16 15:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah
2007-01-16 15:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-16 15:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by itaintnojunk.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G.7/10
2007-01-16 18:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was really funny. Only becasue of the lisp without it wouldn't have been.
2007-01-16 15:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea
2007-01-16 15:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by helplessromatic2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-16 15:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by ~Happy~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the heck, thats funny but dang!
2007-01-16 15:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by hopeisnotforgotton 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, but i've heard it before
2007-01-16 15:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by HeathersMaN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it i like it!
if only shop keepers were that nice in this day and age!
2007-01-16 15:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by LOU :-) 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋