Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy ****! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "****! I forgot to tell him her *** is a pencil sharpener!"
2007-01-16 15:26:04 · 10 answers · asked by heartspiritdivine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a real joke for me
2007-01-16 15:26:48 · update #1
that was funny i think. i cant imagine what would his friend look like after going out the rest room.
2007-01-16 17:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by single_4321 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can hear the collective screams of all the men reading this joke.
lol
2007-01-16 23:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That a good one for all you pencil ***** geek.
2007-01-17 00:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-01-16 23:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee.hee.hee.that got to the point10/10
2007-01-17 03:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me smile during a extremely depressing time
2007-01-16 23:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! OOPS!
2007-01-16 23:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by HeathersMaN 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but really nasty
2007-01-17 00:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-17 00:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-16 23:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋