2007-01-16 15:15:48 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yup.
2007-01-16 15:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh who cares about the angels. GAWD... Oh I am sorry GOD watches you take the dump... GOD is EVERYWHERE, is ALL-SEEING and ALL KNOWING. God sees you taking a dump from every possible angle! God sees every strained expression on your face as you try to squeeze the turds out.
Now if you think that is gross, then don't even think about God watching you have sex!
2007-01-16 15:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The angels rapidly beat their wings to dispel the stench, thus serving both you and anyone else in the vicinity. Although they suffer through this noxious odor, their job as angels is to make things better for humans.
2007-01-16 15:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by morahastits 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If there were actually anything called Angels in reality, i am sure they would stick by you no matter how objectionable the dump was. Rude question, tho, dude!
2007-01-16 15:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if ever you're to look in the bowl and only see one set of footprints, you can rest assured that is the moment when god was carrying you through your troubling times.
2007-01-16 15:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Angels don't have a sense of smell though. They only have noses to make the more aesthetically appealing. Imagine, a noseless angel would be pretty darn scary
2007-01-16 15:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by girl_with_the_most_CAKE2004 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Your eye transmitters send visual messages to Planet H (heaven) computer monitors and harddrives.
So, unless you look at your dump, the computers (angels) are not seeing it.
2007-01-16 15:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Right there on your shoulder my friend.
But if you hear a little voice telling you "jump right in, the water's fine" that's the wrong shoulder.
2007-01-16 15:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God does not know you, neither does His Good angels no you. Maybe the bad ones but not the Good ones.
Your Ignorance won't get you anywhere but in the lake of fire. Better stop playing with God. He ain't to be messed with. He is a very dangerous indivisual.
2007-01-16 15:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yes, and they were with you when you ate the bean burritos that caused it. God is there, too. God is everywhere! He is in your bedroom and in your bathtub and in your toilet. He sees everything and he knows everything. He is watching you when you take a dump. He SMELLS the dump, because he is RIGHT THERE WITH YOU! He is even in the poop, itself! Isn't God amazing? :o)
2007-01-16 15:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes they are always with you. Especially when you go to the toilet God forbid you have a heart attack or asthma attack, who is going to save your soul:)
God Bless
2007-01-16 15:19:14 · answer #11 · answered by ANASTASIA_NIKOLAIEVNA_ROMANOVA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋