I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching a football game. He said he's a Dallas fan and won't let me watch my team play. He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-01-16 15:13:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wake up you are surely dreaming.
2007-01-16 15:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by Nels 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something smells fishy!!!
Say that your pet monkey has now become a beautiful 6 foot blonde and that she's waiting in a red roadster outiside and while he's gone eat the pretzels and drink all the root beer and then try to avoid hurling!
2007-01-17 12:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by fruit_bowling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can your fish type with his fins? If he has that much faith in evolution, can he explain this to Christians on Yahoo who keep asking for proof? Maybe he can do a better job than the atheists!
Go Fish!
2007-01-16 15:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by emilynghiem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay on your computing gadget, faraway from that wicked television. enable the fish get sq. eyes, because of the fact then he wont see you out of the nook of his eyes. Then sneak over to the door leaving it open for the subsequent door neighbours cat to run in.. and you on no account know.. the two your distant will replace into right now loose or the fish and the cat will run off and elope mutually. Cheers..
2016-10-07 06:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking root beer! Get the real stuff!
2007-01-16 15:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Fried Plantain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him to the Foundation of Extremely Developed Marine Life.
They'll pay you and clean up his mess.
It's what I did with my Mermaid Girl
Her name was Glubby
I miss her now. well......... not the smell.
Sound Fishy?
2007-01-16 15:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a tuna sandwich. He'll be so outraged he'll implode.
Oh, and make out with the monkey.
2007-01-16 15:20:30 · answer #7 · answered by CYP450 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Can you share some of that? XD
2007-01-16 15:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is very important, what kind of fish is it?
2007-01-16 15:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋