The tower of pisa got its lean when chuck Norris sneezed on it.
chuck Norris shaves with a lawnmower.
rain never falls on chuck Norris. the droplets evaporate at the sight of chuck Norris.
NASA was created by the witness protection program to give chuck Norris victims a place to hide
2007-01-16 15:08:27 · 7 answers · asked by jim 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too all you non-believers go look it up. I came up with these on my own. there may be something similar out there but I did not see it before creating these.
may chuck have mercy on your worthless souls. the hambugular will get you and eat you like your some kind of cheeseburger.
2007-01-16 15:20:34 · update #1
I think that every single one of those facts was already made up before you but good try you indigent plagiarized squeeze.
2007-01-16 15:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When Chuck Norris goes to a titty bar, the strippers pay him!
There are five basic states of matter - solid, liquid, gas, plasma and Chuck Norris.
The Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is officially considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction by the United Nations.
2007-01-16 23:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm worried about you, nobody should spend that much time thinking about Chuck Norris.
2007-01-16 23:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by Legally Blonde 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You didn't make them up, these have been passed around for at least 2 years. I saw them on myspace, and Conan O'Brien even read them to Chuck himself.
2007-01-16 23:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by andyrulesitall 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-01-16 23:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-01-16 23:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-16 23:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋