Mine is,
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Texas Bix Bender
2007-01-16 14:54:46 · 20 answers · asked by cowboybronco01 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid"
George Carlin
2007-01-18 11:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."- Woody Allen
you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the tallest player in the NBA is chinese, Sweden has America's cup, France is talking about how arrogant the US is, Germany won't fight in the war, and the most powerful people in the nation are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
-Chris Rock
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
2007-01-17 11:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Soccer<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The P in Procrastination Stands For Poverty" - I Got That Off Some Message Board.
Master Yoshi
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2007-01-16 23:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Master Yoshi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation that you ever had.”
2007-01-17 00:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
- Audrey Hepburn
2007-01-16 23:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An open mind is like an unprotected fortress
2007-01-17 07:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by irieyesrsmilin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cultivate your mind.
- a tranzian in Indianapolis.
2007-01-17 00:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by xgreenerx2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.a pessimist sees difficulty in every oppurtunity,an optimist sees oppurtunity in every difficulty.
2.playing to win rather than playing not to lose
2007-01-17 01:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by geeta m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the brain is like a parachute it works best when opened
2007-01-17 00:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The will of God will not lead you where the grace of God cannot keep you. Not sure who said it, but very true!
2007-01-17 14:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by balooney2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋