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That I really am the antichrist? I'm open to suggestions...

2007-01-16 14:45:17 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Deidre H, I'm working on a eclipse for you as we speak. Just give me a minute...

2007-01-16 14:53:06 · update #1

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Why don't you start with a number of small miracles. Perhaps you could cause an eclispse at will? Maybe stop the planet from rotating? You know... simple stuff that the Antichrist could do.

2007-01-16 14:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 1 1

What goofy *** told you that as a Christian I would give a damn whether you thought you were antichrist or not? I suggest you get a grip, get a beer, get a life, instead of spending an entire evening on a religion and Spirituality forum. I bet you don't even realize it when you come here - you probably do it without even thinking about it. Ever wonder why you end up here? Do you have a better question? I'd answer it, even if you can't help putting lots of insults and sarcasms into it. its cool.

2007-01-16 23:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only true christian no who the antichrist truley is. And your not it. If you would like to know who he is all you have to do is read. And use the common since that you were born with.

And the antichrist will surely burn for eternity so if that is what you want, you got it.

2007-01-16 22:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It is no use to fight against anything.
Man is endowed with a mind to search for the truth and to peacefully share it to other people. Those who truly do good will subsist, and those who do wrong only condemn themselves to perishment - even they win all world wars!

2007-01-16 22:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you're really the antichrist, why do you even have to ASK ?

admit it dude, you lost ....

2007-01-17 07:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by Wind 3 · 0 0

You need to do nothing at all. Just be yourself. We Christians know without you saying anything at all. You see pal, you are antichrist if you believe not on Him, Jesus Christ the Lord.><>

2007-01-16 22:52:13 · answer #6 · answered by CEM 5 · 1 3

You wouldn't be on YA, that's for sure! He's got a bigger job than sitting at the computer playing.

2007-01-16 22:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by littledreamergirl 3 · 1 0

Turn wine into water.

And no, urine does not count as water.

2007-01-16 22:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by frugernity 6 · 1 0

What are your symptoms? Severe rash, uncontrollable bowel movements, pubic hair irritation, bushenvy...?

2007-01-16 22:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You have convinced me. If you are atheist or you reject Christ, then you are an antichrist?

2007-01-16 22:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa Svetlana Flavored Coffee 3 · 1 3

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