tell me the funniest joke u ever heard,nothing grose please
2007-01-16 14:09:54 · 5 answers · asked by danielle d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How are men like parking spacess?
All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
2007-01-16 14:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by arum 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sexist Joke & I am male;
Why do men have thier best idea's during intercourse?
Cuz thier plugged in to a genius!
Whats green but turns red at the flick of a switch?
Kermit the frog!
Why dont Jews fart?
Only fresh air is free!!!
2007-01-16 23:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes -- so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle -- how does it *know*?"
2007-01-16 23:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 tampons walking down the street, super, regular,super plus which one said hi first?
neither they are all stuck up bi@#$...
2007-01-16 22:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/O.J._Simpson_%281986%29.jpg
2007-01-16 22:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by ahab 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If drinking and driving is illegal, why are there parking lots at bars?
2007-01-16 22:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Halfie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋