A man was drowning in the middle of the sea. After a while a fishing boat came near him and a man on the boat asked "Hey do u need some help?" The drowning man responded " No thanks God will save me." So the boat left. A couple of minutes later another boat comes near and a man asks him the same question "Hey do u need some help?" The drowning man responded " No thanks God will save me." After a while the man drowned and went to heaven,while there he met up with God and asked him " God why didnt u save me?" God responded " I sent u two boats dummy!"
2007-01-16 13:45:00 · 19 answers · asked by Jorge4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
ROTFLMAO
2007-01-16 13:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No
The man would drown a whole lot quicker
And everyone has heard that before
and God would never call anyone a dummy
2007-01-16 22:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by this isnt how i really look 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard this one before and yes it is very funny, because in a way it is telling you the truth in a funny way. Plus the guy is soooo retarded LOL!!!
2007-01-16 22:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by noramom4life101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny ..But sorry i heard it about 10 years ago
2007-01-16 22:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep old 1 but still a classic
2007-01-16 21:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Luke M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one always makes me laugh ! Never gets tired.
2007-01-16 21:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Gabi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! I needed a good laugh. Kinda teaches us to listen to what God might be trying to tell us....
2007-01-16 21:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by pamela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah yeah thats funny!!! my sister told me that the other day..hahahaha
2007-01-16 21:57:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jewls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt that what the kid tells his dad in persuit of happyness?
.....i still like it tho lol
2007-01-16 22:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha helllll yesssssssss
2007-01-16 22:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yess
2007-01-16 22:49:01 · answer #11 · answered by band_rox_015 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋