This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said...FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!
2007-01-16 13:36:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha lol stupid blonde
2007-01-16 13:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
2007-01-23 13:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny poor blondes JUST GIVE UP thats my answer
2007-01-23 06:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-16 22:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q:why was the blonds brain pea-sized in the morning?
A:it swelled
2007-01-24 14:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by cool dude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical blonde. LOL
2007-01-23 09:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA...that was a good blond joke.
2007-01-16 23:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by saul_dlrs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my best friend is a blonde but at least she's not that bad. she gets better grades then me
2007-01-20 17:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by farie gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice. My wife will love it.
2007-01-24 20:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but all blondes are not stupid
2007-01-23 17:17:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋