A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night
of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't
mind answering the question."
"I object!" the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."
The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no
reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of
August 24th?"
The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."
2007-01-16 13:33:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10+.
2007-01-16 13:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty good.
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in third grade. who has the biggest bo obs?
the blonde, because she's twenty-three
2007-01-16 21:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Chelsea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. Sure brought a chuckle.
2007-01-17 00:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so freakin' funny! I will still be laughing tomarrow.
2007-01-16 21:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Otter Pop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-20 17:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know either but funny
2007-01-20 16:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde! blonde! blonde! blonde! blonde! lol lol lol
2007-01-22 18:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by empresstnt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2007-01-16 21:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****. Sorry, I'm in a bad mood. She is an idiot.
2007-01-16 21:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-01-16 21:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jorge4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋