A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-01-16 13:26:46 · 22 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not funny
2007-01-22 16:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent joke, but I've already heard that one before. Better watch out with those blonde jokes though. One time I was telling a blonde joke to one of my friends at school and it was just my luck that a blonde teacher was standing right behind us the whole time and I didn't know it.
2016-05-23 22:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I had to give you a thumbs up. Can you tell me where I can find that little kid. I could use some easy money.,
2007-01-16 13:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Big C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha nice 1
2007-01-16 13:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that 1 B4, but it is ALWAYS funny to me.
2007-01-24 06:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by LKN412HLDITDN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she should of kept the kid and save 10 000$ lol lol lol
2007-01-16 13:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by weezilpeeter 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats just great roflmao have a nice week buddy again glad to see your at it again
2007-01-17 12:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, better have stupid blondes than cunning brunnettes.
2007-01-23 10:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by rapa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie, but still awesome.
2007-01-16 13:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! lol
2007-01-23 23:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another nice blondie joke
2007-01-23 19:49:01 · answer #11 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋