Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Privy member and the stones :)
2 Peter 2:16
But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb a-ss speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
LOL, "dumb a-ss"
2007-01-16 13:22:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Proverbs19:29.judgements are prepared for scoffers and beatings for the backs of fools.
2007-01-16 13:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by zachary b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genesis 1:26
2007-01-16 21:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny how people take a verse or two and make a whole religion out of it. Many people do that, and as an example of how destructive and wrong it can be, read the following verses:
Matthew 27:5 "and he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself".
Talk about taking verses out of context!
Luke 10:37 "...Then said Jesus unto him, 'Go, and do thou likewise'".
2007-01-16 21:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my books has a strange event in the Bible.
be right back.
It was back in the days of the Old Testament.
An Israelite leader "goofed up" by using the "Ark of the Covenant" without first checking with God.
The enemy won the battle and captured the "Ark of the Covenant".
The ambassador went to the enemy camp and said, "God wants you to give back the Ark". The enemy replied, "Tough luck buddy".
The ambassador returned home and cried to God, "They won't give it back".
(Fly on the wall)
God said to the Ambassador, "Ok, tell them, if they don't give it back ..... I will put a curse on them worse than anything they have ever known".
The ambassador returned to the enemy camp and told them about God's warning. The enemy said, "You are bluffing".
(1st Samuel: Chapter 5 verses 6, 7 & 9) - God was not bluffing. The next morning, everyone in the enemy camp woke up with a bad case of.... hemorrhoids.
It must have been a funny thing to see. Everyone in camp walking around rubbing their butts, complaining to each other, ..... and complaining to their idols.
Can you imagine the enemy leader's wife --- nagging at him?
"I told you not to mess with that Israelite God" ...."But, oh no ... You wouldn't listen to me." .... "You kept saying, "spoils of war" ..."spoils of war". "Now, some of your "spoils of war" are stuck up you know what."
(1st Samuel 6:8 et al) Consequently, the Ark of the Covenant was put on an oxen cart and sent back to the Israelites.
Well, like I said, "maybe you had to have been there to get it." - Uncle Wayne
2007-01-16 21:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 22Â As a gold nose ring in the snout of a pig, so is a woman that is pretty but that is turning away from sensibleness.
2007-01-16 21:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My current favorite is Jeremiah 14:6, just because I have absolutely no idea what it's talking about:
"And the wild asses did stand in the high places, they snuffed up the wind like dragons; their eyes did fail, because there was no grass."
Go look it up in context, if you'd like. It still makes absolutely no sense.
2007-01-16 21:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by hynkle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isaiah 24:1 (KingJamesVersion)
Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof.
Flat earth..
2007-01-16 21:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I know of is everything following the Table of Contents.
2007-01-16 21:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by westfield47130 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-01-16 21:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋