An Affair (joke)?

Question

A married man was cheating on his wife with the secretary.
One afternoon, the cheating couple snuck away from work and went to a local motel. They fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 8:00pm.
Alarmed at the time, the two hurriedly got dressed and rushed to their respective homes. But before he went inside, the man stopped in his front yard and rubbed his shoes in the grass and mud.
“Where have you been!” demanded his wife he entered the house.
Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.
Through tears, the wife looked down at his shoes and said, “you liar! You’ve been playing golf.

Answer 1

that's a good one 9/10

A guy (Zak) goes to the docs,

Doc: how can I assist you today sir?

Zac: well its like this, when I wake up my wife & I make love then after breakfast we do it again before I head to work, at morning tea break (Smoko in Oz) I take the tea lady in my office & make love to her,
Lunch time I go home to make love with my wife again then afternoon smoko I make love with the secretary. On my way home I drop into my mistress's home & make love to her before heading home to make love with my wife before dinner, after dinner & once more when we go to bed.

Doc: I see, so what's the problem?













































































Zak: It hurts when I masterbate!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

LOL! thanx for the laugh

Answer 3

LOL...I have heard that one, but it's been a while...thanks for the joke....and the memory.

Answer 4

So what's your question? Funny joke though.

Answer 5

good one

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

lol i never heard that one, that was good.

Answer 8

i love it..godness sack..wer do u copy diz 4rm..

Answer 9

That's good.....I need to try that.......LOL

Answer 10

lol