A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
2007-01-16 13:18:09 · 28 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-16 13:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute joke about a greedy little gold digging helfer. But you know why it's so funny? Because it happens all the time in real life.
2007-01-24 00:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Queen Bee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that one...It's a classic case of knowing which side the bread is buttered on.. 1111
2007-01-24 11:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer the question you really asked_(OUR MISTRESS IS BETTER?_no mistress is good or better than another mistress, she is coming between a husband and a wife
BUT,,,,, VERY FUNNY JOKE VERY
2007-01-20 09:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kool funny
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
2007-01-22 22:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, thank allot for the laugh.
2007-01-23 05:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by metalman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny in a typical kinda way-i'm a bit like that myself.
2007-01-22 03:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by kelly f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-01-16 13:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by brit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.good one
2007-01-24 11:44:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-24 00:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by ARUN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was truly a good one.
2007-01-24 05:02:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋