Could I call the airline and cancel her ticket?
2007-01-16 12:18:36 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Run out right now and stock up on alcohol and ammunition. That's what I do. It certainly discourages future visits, but the Christmas gifts kind of suck now.
2007-01-16 12:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How about being a loving and honoring son-in-law...she is the woman who gave birth to your wife...she invested 18 years of her life raising her, helping her to become the woman she is today....your wife. Maybe if you would give her half a chance, she is someone you could be friends with. I get so tired of immature, selfish behavior.
2007-01-16 12:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by ticklemeblue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think calling the airline and going on a trip is a better idea..
2007-01-16 12:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Trial seperate from your Husband for those two weeks. Then tell him you forgive him and move back in. Make him pay the bill for you stay at the Hilton! Presidential suite of course!
2007-01-16 12:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remeber what Steve Martin said Rodney, and you'll be okay:
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.
2007-01-16 12:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Garret Tripp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's only 2 weeks. Be nice to your wife by being nice to your mother-in-law. Be a man.
2007-01-16 12:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TWO WEEKS!!! GOOD LORD!!! WHO PLANNED THAT TRIP!!!???
I don't think that you can cancel the ticket-- at least not for real, but you could certainly pretend to do it and get a good laugh out of it.
Doesn't your stomach hurt REALLY bad? I think you need a ampoloscopicaletomy... Whatever that is!!!
hahahhahahaa
2007-01-16 12:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Or call the airline make reservations and go on a trip yourself.
2007-01-16 12:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No! You do your best to make sure she has a good time because she is the person who gave birth to your lovely wife. Put yourself in her shoes: she wants to see her baby and her selfish son.
2007-01-16 12:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by Jilli Bean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no! if you love your husband or wife, then respect is key- they'll lose respect for you if you cancel ur hobo fortune cookie mother-in-law's plane ticket!!! besides, ur a meanie if you even thought of dat. IDIOTA(O) !!!!!!!
2007-01-16 12:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dezz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋