A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
2007-01-16 12:18:01 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i 'tink' so!
2007-01-16 12:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-16 12:31:05 · answer #2 · answered by melanie m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-01-16 17:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Very funny!! I'm going to use that one
2007-01-16 12:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jilli Bean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
were you that lady tink you fly girl 10/10
2007-01-16 18:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny.
2007-01-16 12:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was really funny, I think i'll pass it along.
2007-01-16 12:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by paige 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny....these questions remind me of the TBS commercials....when the ppl call TBS and ask if it's funny!
2007-01-16 12:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by Squirrelgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rude, you cheeky girl
2007-01-16 12:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S A GOOD ONE. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO HIT THE STORES!
2007-01-16 12:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by LA TotiJoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-16 13:30:48 · answer #11 · answered by Jorge4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋