A joke, WHO ARE REALLY COLORED?....?

Question

I dont remember how it goes exactly but this is what I remeber...A brown skinned mexican went into a store and the owner a white man said "sorry u need to get outta here cuz we dont allow colored people." The mexican said "I aint colored, Im brown, when I was born I was brown, when I go in the sun, when I get sick, and when I die, Im still brown, But white people, when u guys are born ur pink, when ur sick ur green or yellow, when ur in the sun too long u get red and when u die u turn purple....WHAT DO U THINK lol?

I dont remember how it goes exactly but this is what I remeber...A brown skinned mexican went into a store and the owner a white man said "sorry u need to get outta here cuz we dont allow colored people." The mexican said "I aint colored, Im brown, when I was born I was brown, when I go in the sun, when I get sick, and when I die, Im still brown, But white people, when u guys are born ur pink, when ur sick ur green or yellow, when ur in the sun too long u get red and when u die u turn purple....WHAT DO U THINK lol? Im not a racists and don't want to offend anyone.

Im not a racists and don't want to offend anyone.

Answer 1

i remember it, it went exactly like this...
(there are many versions of this....)
When I was born I was Black. When I grow up I am black. When I am sick I am black. When I go in the sun I am black. When I am cold I am black. When I die I am black.

But You. When you are born you are pink. When you grow up you are white. When you are sick you turn green. When you go in the sun you get red. When you are cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the ******* nerve to call me COLORED!

there it is!

Answer 2

lol i have some others
why dont you know a mexican off a bike?
it might be your bike.

why arent there triathalons in mexico?
cause everyone that can run bike and swim are already over the border

k these people have a new technology and are demanding that the countrys that want it,japan, america, russia and mexico,give them something for it,so they all go into a meeting room and the russian says,heres some vodka,since we have to much in our country,then the japanese says,heres some sushi since we have to much already.then the mexican gets some salsa and says,here we have to much of this in our country,then the american,picks up the mexican and says,here theres WAY to many of these in our country

Answer 3

Holy 31 flavor's Batman,the Mexican is right,were more colored then he is,how about that. Control yourself Robin, color is only skin deep!

Answer 4

I also heard that, but it was more like a black and the guy said sorry we don't hire colored people here, so the black said, when you're sick, what color are you?
green
and when your embarassed?
red
And when your tanned?
brown
and when your faint?
white
so the black says, now who you calling colored?

Answer 5

this actually started as a poem by an unknown black author against apartheid. i dont remember the words either, but i ll try and get it soon...

Answer 6

Race jokes aren't funny.

Answer 7

White is the absence of color.

Answer 8

White/ brown, ain't color?? Let me think... I think im color-blind..

Answer 9

idk where they came up with the whole "colored" thing anyway, cuz even though white is the absence of color........it's still a color.

.........the joke was sorta good tho.

Answer 10

cute