A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing to the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"How old are you?" the officer asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"How old is she?" asked the officer.
The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
2007-01-16 11:42:22 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
then you wont see in because all the windows will be steamed up oooooooow the memories thanks for reminding me of them tink 10/10
2007-01-16 18:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-16 17:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one
2007-01-16 12:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love it! Good Job!
2007-01-16 11:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by lcritter55118 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good nut i thought the age was 16 if not then whooops!
2007-01-16 11:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by sophie600679 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are gonna be naughty!!!
why 18? thought 16 was legal?
2007-01-16 19:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of funny but if you want to here some that are more funny email me at chuckie997@yahoo.com
2007-01-16 11:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by Daydream 999 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it in maxim a few months back and loved it
2007-01-16 11:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry-its ancient but it used to be 16...possibly due to inflation...
2007-01-16 11:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh... yeh it's alright
2007-01-16 11:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by Radio Flyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋