Maverick was in the south of France and could not understand why Biff had attracted all the girls at the beach while he pulled nothing.
So he asked Biff, "Why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"
Biff said, "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"
Mav stuffed a potato in his suit and paraded up and down the beach. Many hours later, he still had no woman.
Mav went to see Biff again and said, "I've tried it and it doesn't work!"
Biff looked at Maverick and said, "Have you tried putting the potato in the front?"
2007-01-16 11:32:49 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde guy that looked as if he had piles 10/10
2007-01-16 18:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Laugh
2007-01-17 01:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
Female relaying this joke>>>>>> or an imposter!
2007-01-16 19:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh wow i never heard that before...i think its from before my time :) but its a knee slapper
2007-01-16 19:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by kxcskimuch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats kindda funny..nice going
2007-01-16 19:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your birthday is coming up soon ask for a joke book!
2007-01-16 19:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL!!! Never heard it before!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! Just hope that i can remember it well enough to tell it!!!
2007-01-16 19:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, sorry!
2007-01-16 19:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats not pleasant!!
at least he didn't mash it first ha ha ha
2007-01-17 03:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was funny 12 years ago, today not as funny.
2007-01-16 19:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by twism 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋