me and some friends like 2 prank cal people at sleep overs, well we're having 1 this weekend, and we need some more sayings. also, no 1 has any good jokes anymore. please help us.
2007-01-16 11:24:31 · 8 answers · asked by Shannon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Although it's pretty illegal, Youtube "CSPAN prank calls". They ask a whole bunch of questions. It's soooo funny.
2007-01-16 11:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by Arnold 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, try this one. My sister and I have done it many times. Very effective. The person on the other end will panic!
Say, "Hello, is Mr. So-and-So there? Hello Mr. So-and-So, my name is Cindy Osbourne of the Mail Order Bride Organization. I am just calling in regards to your mail order wife you signed for two months back, she is waiting for you at the airport...(he'll ask questions, get creative, then say-)...if you don't pick her up within the next twenty minutes, there will be a $500 waiting fee..."
Those are always fun. Another good on is, "Hello Mr. So-and-So, I'm Cindy Osbourne (or whatever name) of Porter's Pools and Spas and I am calling to remind you that we will begin digging for your in-ground pool tomorrow morning..." (Unless you live in a snowy area)
2007-01-16 11:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are two of my favorite prank calls me & my friends made up, so nobody knows them besides us. but here they are:
1) (in a heavy european accent) Hello, this is Olga... would you like to buy some silky panties? (dont wait for a response) they come in blue, pink, white, black, & zebra striped! (and then hang up)
2) (in a man voice) Hello, is this sex shop? i would live to buy 6 vibrators please. (if they don't say anything just keep going & asking for the vibrators) then if they say "im sorry you have the wrong number" say: well i really need the vibrators, can you order them from me (then give fake adress) & hang up.
2007-01-16 22:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes:???
Prank Calls:
1. When somebody answers act like you're a cop and he/she is under arrest.
2. Say you're from imigration and freak him/her out!
3. Act like you're the guy from Saw. I think his name is Jissaw.
2007-01-16 11:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your reigerator running? when they say yes, say, then you better go catch it!!
call and pretend to be a really bad sales person, kinda like a smart hill billy and say " sir or madam, we have here your 23 bottles of mustard. When would u like me to drop it off?"
when they say "i didn't get any mustard" you say, " well, u sure did, thats what my clipboard here says" then, just kinda make it up as it goes depending on what they say.
"if i marry you, would you like 12 or 13?
2007-01-16 11:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call sleepy's (1-800-sle-epys) and ask them if they have any matteresses that won't break when you have sex. also moan a lot, then wisper a harsh "stop it!" as if you are talking to some one next to you.. it'll be hillarious =)
2007-01-16 11:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call sum 1 an ask for***(mans name), if hes not there say that ur lookin foward to ur date next fri. when they say that there his wife say ur his wife, if she says shes pregnant say ur pregnant with twins, hope u have fun at ur party.
2007-01-16 11:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by petvet_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's jigsaw.
Say, hi, if he answers and asks who you are make up a name and tell him/her you met on match.com and ask if he/she is reasy for your date.
2007-01-16 11:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Austin A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋