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It seems that Moses and Paul are more potent in the religion named after me. What happened to MY teachings? Doesn't anyone care about me anymore?

2007-01-16 10:59:24 · 13 answers · asked by sonOman 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

No

2007-01-16 11:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Douche 3 · 0 1

If your teachings are from scripture and in harmony with The Two greatest Commandments (Luke 10:27) then there are many people that care about you. If you Teach things other than this then people still care about you, but are rejecting your teachings. So what is your teachings?

2007-01-16 19:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by gem 4 · 0 0

Dear Jesus Wannabe,
You are nothing more than a reamactment of a pagan tradition of a messiah. The pagan gods Horus, Mithra, and Saturn ALL hade these traits AND were worshiped before christianity came about.

1) All 3 Were all virgin born of a god and a mortal woman (isis was a mortal until osiris came in early traditions)
2) All 3 Had 12 messiahs
3) All 3 Died to redeem manking and were said to come again when man needed them
4)All 3 had last suppers with their 12 deciples before they died of bread and wine.
5) Horus walked on water to a group of wishermen to prove what faith in the "gods" can do
6) Horus healed the sick, blind, and even raised a dead man named...lazarus (coincidence? i think not)
7) Jesus was wanted dead at birth by Herod, Horus was by Herot, and Saturn and Mithra were by Hera....

You an a pagan repitition only with monotheistic views due to Akhenaton.

Face the facts you fraud

2007-01-16 19:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by DrewM 3 · 1 1

Before you can start personating Jesus, you need to read the bible and find out who Moses was.

2007-01-16 19:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by A follower of Christ 4 · 0 0

Nobody understands you because you're speaking Aramaic. Hello? Dead language? Well, maybe Mel Gibson understands you, but who understands him?

2007-01-16 19:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by That Guy 4 · 1 0

:
Gal 1:11-12
But I certify you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached of me is not after man.

12 For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught it, but by the revelation of Jesus Christ.

2007-01-16 19:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Sirius 3 · 0 1

Well Jesus, if you got a job and quit dressing like a dirty hippy maybe people would pay more attention to you. I'm just saying.

2007-01-16 19:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 1 1

Dear Jesus,
Muslims honor you.
Please be at peace.

2007-01-16 19:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I do.

Jesus is the truth, the way and the life!

"Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is One"

(Shema Yisrael Adonai eloheinu Adonai ehad)

2007-01-16 19:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 1 2

Long live the words in red!!!

2007-01-16 19:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by KrazyKat 2 · 1 0

are you joking? how dare you try to moke jesus. Jesus did nothing but die for your sins and this is how you repay him by making fun of him?. what kind of human being are you? i swear people just doesnt know when to stop when they go to the extremes. dont you ever mock or make fun of jesus ever! and dont you ever make fun of God ever!

2007-01-16 19:04:18 · answer #11 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 0 2

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