Do you believe in God?

Question

What color are your socks?
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Can you use chopsticks?
What was the last book you read?
Are you right or left handed?
Do you laugh at other people's misfortune?
Well you shouldn't, that's not nice.
What color are my eyes?
Why does the sun shine?
Do you like stacking boxes?
Are you on any medications?
Can I buy them off of you?
Remember that pig Babe from that movie?
Know why he wanted to be a dog?
Cuz dogs can lick their privates.
Have you ever wanted to be a dog?
Do you wear turtlenecks in the winter?
Do you have any pets?
Of them, how many are you having relations with?
Are you good with computers?
Are you good with... the ladies??
Is anybody even bothering to answer these questions?
Why are you so angry?
What's your cup size?
Aren't highliters fun???
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening?
Have you ever been completely on fire?
Are you good at folding paper?
When was the last time you went fishing?
Wazzaaaap?

ok c'mon answer the other questions!!!

i worked so hard on them!

Answer 1

No.
I'm not wearing any. If I were, I imagine they'd be plaid.
Do you consider flip-flops to be shoes? If so, I own 8.
Not very well, but if I try reeeeeeeally hard.... kind of.
I'm reading about 5 books right now, but technically, the last one I read out of was "The End Of Faith" by Sam Harris.
Right handed.
Rarely.
I know that. I'm rarely a bad person.
I haven't the foggiest.
Wherever it can. (Oh shoot, I thought the question was WHERE does the sun shine... I realize now that my previous answer doesn't make any sense given the question "WHY does the sun shine". It shines because it's a nuclear reactor)
Not particularly. I mean, I don't DISLIKE it either, but it's not like a hobby or a guilty pleasure or anything.
Yes. Prescription and OTC.
No. If I go off my prescription, I slowly shut down. No, seriously, if I stayed off my medication too long I'd slip into a coma.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't think that was it.
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I think I'd miss my capacity for abstract thought.
Occasionally.
Yep.
Do you mean sexual relations? Jimbo, you scoundrel... that's dirty and wrong.
Moderately so. I can operate one better than my grandparents but I couldn't assemble one from scratch like a few of my friends.
Sure I am.
Of course I am, Jimbo.
I don't feel angry... well, actually, I do feel a tad annoyed. I have a sore throat and my voice has been knocked out. I hate not being able to talk. Otherwise, I'm in a rather chipper mood.
I like cups that are bigger than breakfast cups (the kind where you can fit 3 sips of orange juice) and smaller than movie theater cups (the super jumbo kinds).
They're a blast!
Mmmm... no.
Physically? No. Emotionally? Yes.
At mere folding, yes. At origami, no.
Years ago with my Papa. He's dead now. I miss him.
Wazzaaaaaaaaaup?

Answer 2

Do you believe in God? YES

What color are your socks? BLACK

How many pairs of shoes do you have? FIVE

Can you use chopsticks? YES

What was the last book you read? The Dark Tower VII, Stephen King

Are you right or left handed? RIGHT

Do you laugh at other people's misfortune? Sometimes, mostly when they fall down

Well you shouldn't, that's not nice. Yea, I know. But it is funny.
What color are my eyes? RED from staring at the computer all day. You really should take a break now and then.

Why does the sun shine? Because it can.

Do you like stacking boxes? NO

Are you on any medications? YES

Can I buy them off of you? I barely have enough for me

Remember that pig Babe from that movie? YES

Know why he wanted to be a dog? Nooooo?

Cuz dogs can lick their privates. Don't we all wish we could do that.

Have you ever wanted to be a dog? Some days

Do you wear turtlenecks in the winter? NO (too gay)

Do you have any pets? YES

Of them, how many are you having relations with? At the moment Zero

Are you good with computers? Better than average

Are you good with... the ladies?? I was before I was married

Is anybody even bothering to answer these questions? So far only me

Why are you so angry? Why do you think I'm angry?

What's your cup size? Only an B

Aren't highliters fun??? YES

If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening? You bet. All over this land.

Have you ever been completely on fire? Ask my wife, baby you know it!!

Are you good at folding paper? I can make a swan and a kangaroo.

When was the last time you went fishing? Seven years ago last August.

Wazzaaaap? Not much. Wazzaaaapwidu?

Answer 3

Do you believe in God? ~ Yes of course
What color are your socks? ~ I'm not wearing any at the moment, but usually they're white
How many pairs of shoes do you have? ~ Five or six
Can you use chopsticks? ~ Barely
What was the last book you read? ~ I honestly don't remember
Are you right or left handed? ~ I'm a lefty, Lord James
Do you laugh at other people's misfortune? ~ Not really
Well you shouldn't, that's not nice. ~ Yes, I know Lord James
What color are my eyes? ~ Hmmm......I don't know, have you told us?
Why does the sun shine? ~ Because God wanted it to
Do you like stacking boxes? ~ Sure, is this a trick question?
Are you on any medications? ~ Not yet
Can I buy them off of you? ~ Not all of them, I need my pillz!
Remember that pig Babe from that movie? ~ NO, talking animals are evil
Know why he wanted to be a dog? ~ no
Cuz dogs can lick their privates. ~ haha
Have you ever wanted to be a dog? ~ NO, I like kitties
Do you wear turtlenecks in the winter? ~ No, they're itchy
Do you have any pets? ~ Yes, I have two kitties, remember?
Of them, how many are you having relations with? ~ None, I promise
Are you good with computers? ~ "Sometimes"
Are you good with... the ladies?? ~ "Sometimes"
Is anybody even bothering to answer these questions? ~ You know I am, Lord James
Why are you so angry? ~ I just love the whole stupid-@ss world, Lord James
What's your cup size? ~ I've never really measured my coffee cup
Aren't highliters fun??? ~ Totally!!!
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening? ~ Yes, all over the land even
Have you ever been completely on fire? ~ Sort of
Are you good at folding paper? ~ Yes
When was the last time you went fishing? ~ For what?
Wazzaaaap? ~ I'm eating dinner, Lord James

Thanks ;)

Answer 4

What color are your socks?

Dark Blue.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?

Two.

Can you use chopsticks?

They're no good for chopping stuff, I find.

What was the last book you read?

Waving Your Hands In The Air Like You Don't Care For Dummies.

Are you right or left handed?

Right.

Do you laugh at other people's misfortune?

Yeah!!!

Well you shouldn't, that's not nice.

Oh, sorry.

What color are my eyes?

Can't see them, but I'm guessing seaweed green.

Why does the sun shine?

Due to chemical reactions and fusion and stuff.

Do you like stacking boxes?

No.

Are you on any medications?

Yes.

Can I buy them off of you?

For a high enough price.

Remember that pig Babe from that movie?

Yes.

Know why he wanted to be a dog?

No.

Cuz dogs can lick their privates.

Thanks for sharing that.

Have you ever wanted to be a dog?

No, it never crossed my mind.

Do you wear turtlenecks in the winter?

Nope.

Do you have any pets?

I had a gerbil.

Of them, how many are you having relations with?

He's been dead for about 18 years.

Are you good with computers?

Yes.

Are you good with... the ladies??

No.

Is anybody even bothering to answer these questions?

Sure. I have nothing better to do.

Why are you so angry?

Because my gerbil has been dead for 18 years.

What's your cup size?

I like to drink out of a big cup.

Aren't highliters fun???

Sure, for highlighting stuff, I guess.

If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening?

No - my upstairs neighbors hate it when I do that.

Have you ever been completely on fire?

Nah. I know how to stop, drop, and roll.

Are you good at folding paper?

I never fold paper. I had a traumatic papercut experience doing that.

When was the last time you went fishing?

Never.

Wazzaaaap?

Answer 5

no - i believe in science
they happen to be white
15 - i think
not on your life :(
The Great Gatsby
righty
depends on how much i hate them :)
well i don't care - you know you do too -and you're freeking nosy too
i don't have a clue - i don't remember your picture
it's called fusion - and if we could figure out how to do it- we'd be set for a very very very very very long time as far as energy goes - and we'd probably have some psycho blow up the world
oh yeah, stacking boxes turn me on baby
yes - but i forget to take them ahahahhaha
we could work something out
i do
no, but i'm sure you'll tell me
really - i have observed that, they also like to smell each other's butts, and sniff your own private areas
no, i'm pretty good on the top of the food chain
not since i was four and my mommy made me
nope
bestiality is my specialty - why do you think i don't own any pets?
not really
oh yeah - only when boys come to watch though
yeah i think so
because i m a sarcastic pessimist and the world sucks (now everyone is going to tell me it's because i m Godless - ahhhhhh!!)
34 DD (yes it is a real size)
not really - i prefer crayons - the big crayola pack with the sharpener on the back is the coolest
yeah, i've got some pretty important pictures to hang
always - i'm smokin
i am the master of folding paper
never
nothing much, you?

Answer 6

Umm properly i believe interior the darkish God and Goddess, they dont somewhat care if I make blunders....see you later as I dont reason damage to nature, which i might want to by no ability do because i'm vegetarian and that i respect the Earth =)

Answer 7

Yes to the first ... and geeeeeeeez to all the rest. That's thirty questions which should be worth 60 points... but we only get 2!

Good questions though, Jimbo!

Answer 8

I not only believe in God, but I obey Him, and have accepted His son Jesus as my personal Savior. Praise the Lord!!

Answer 9

Yes, i believe in God, but I'm not going to even read all that other stuff.

Answer 10

When was the last time you ask God into your heart?