Our troops in Afghanistan need re enforcements ! Should we send in the Salvation Army ?

Answer 1

THE best question of month award goes to you!

Now for my smart *** answer:

I think you're on to something here. What better way to show the Muslim world our good character than by demonstrating how we have gotten our low income citizens away from our pretty malls and mega stores filled with slave labor goods, and into buildings that resell castoffs from the "keeping our heads above water" income group.

Ya know, nothing brightens up a bombed out home more than some knick-knacks from China and some Precious Moments inspirational message coffee cups.

Answer 2

LOL Excellent double entendre with the Pentagon holding prayer meetings with the Evangelicals, and our troops being stretched beyond any reasonable limit. It seems the BushCo strategy for Afghanistan is just as successful as his one in Iraq. On the news today they said our troops would have to stay there at least two more years! As BushOilCo wants to control the oil pipeline across Afghanistan, our troops can spend all their time guarding the oil facilities in both countries, indeed making them Bush's Oil Police.
I don't think the donation buckets we do so well over there though.

Answer 3

With the Jehovah's Witness's backing them up the boys could come home altogether. But then what if the Afghan people see this as some sort of fundamentalist exchange programme and send their lot over.
Ultimately I think a non-military approach promoting mutual understanding and respect for person, property and chosen religious/political leanings is the best thing that could happen.

Answer 4

What about the more youthful problem makers , lengthy as they are previous adequate make it mandatory to fulfill up for 2 years. provide them a chioce, forces for 2 years or detention center for 6. they could bypass away to an problem-free land and reason problem like they do interior the united kingdom, below the watchful eyes of the coolest ,courageous troops that are there because they anticipate to be. they are going to both finally end up lifeless , hero,s or a replaced individual for the more effective perfect.

Answer 5

Yeah cuz the sally army are all righteous than thou and preach to us but don't do as they preach. They don't believe in sex before married but when your married it doesn't matter who you sleep with. That's why a lot of them have to move around because they've had an affair. They're all at it. I know this from first hand. Send um all.

Answer 6

Yes...the singing will end Islamic fundamentalism at a stroke!

Also, the price increase of the 'War Cry' over the last 2 years is outrageous!!!

I can forsee insurgent blood running cold in their veins at the sight of the desert horizon haze being broken by the approaching rumble of dark blue bonnets.

Tambourines at the ready!!!!!!!...Charge!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Thats it, march on those Muslim lines rattling the charity box and the tamborine. Will you come to the mission will you come come come, for a nice cup of tea and a bun bun bun.

That'll teach the local mosque to keep waking me at 5.30 am singing to me from the mosque tower.

Good old Sally Ann.

Answer 8

You are not being funny. The Salvation Army is a Christian, religious organization. They would not be welcome in any Islamic country. In fact, the SA would probably be attacked by the very people who need their help.

Answer 9

You could always ask Osama bin Laden for some help. After all, you helped him free Afghanistan from the Russians. You trained him and funded him. So he owes you one.

Answer 10

No send in the elite Jehovas witness brigade that will sort things out.