The foreman tells them they must be able to prove they can cut down 100 trees in a day with a chainsaw to get the job.First up goes Jeremy the Englishman, a very good effort,a creditable 97 trees.
" Sorry" said the foreman"not quite good enough."
Next up is Jimmy the Scot.
He manages 98 trees..."No" said the foreman,100 or no job."
To give Paddy a chance to succeed the foreman(of Irish descent) gave him a brand new chainsaw and said.."Go on Paddy,do n't let me down."
At the end of the day a sweaty and tired Paddy had managed......
99 trees..ahh.
"Sorry" said the foreman "rules are rules no job, just give me back the chainsaw so I can check if it's still working."
He pulled the cord and the chainsaw sprang into life.PpppBbrrrrrrr
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Paddy looked around and said startled.." What's that noise?"
2007-01-16 09:44:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did all of you who said heheheheh ,cool and LOL give me the thumbs down???
2007-01-16 09:51:05 · update #1
Just for Sprite..
Paddy had been using the chainsaw without switching it on.....
2007-01-16 10:05:49 · update #2
i do tree work that was awsome hahahahahhahaha
2007-01-16 10:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehehehe! Thats definitely cracking! Really kool!
2007-01-16 17:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
paddy should get the job because he didn't turn on the chainsaw
2007-01-16 18:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rambler Gambler is Tired 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's not the people who answer that give you the thumbs down, it could be anyone.
Good joke by the way
2007-01-17 03:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Treemendous
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-16 21:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must be a Blonde ( Blonde jokes are not just for girls) LMAO good Joke
2007-01-16 17:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one but an old one
2007-01-16 17:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
very good10/10
2007-01-17 07:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol
2007-01-17 16:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didn't get it. oh ok lol silly me!
2007-01-16 18:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋