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We are the Salvation of the World. We will bring an end to religious strife. We will use fairness, rational thought and scientific technology to end the rape of our planet. We need to get organized and start issuing fatwas!

Atheist fatwas must be deduced from knowledge contained in scientific journals. They must be issued by a person (or board) having due knowledge and sincerity of heart. They must be free of individual opportunism and they must serve the needs of the contemporary world.

2007-01-16 09:40:56 · 11 answers · asked by ivorytowerboy 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Why lower ourselves to the level of the fairy-tale believers? They're already losing credibility at a satisfying rate, and every time they yammer against science, they lose. Let them destroy themselves. We'll inherit a quieter world.

2007-01-16 09:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by link955 7 · 1 0

I like your general direction here but if we issued fatwas, this would confer some magical unquestionable authority onto some ignorant monkey.

The ignorant monkey would get filled with drug of power and start asking all the rest of us to murder for Allah....im telling you....that what would eventually happen.

2007-01-16 09:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

uncomplicated. Your end is fake. enable me to illustrate: you're saying: "Islam, that's somewhat like the PPO huge-unfold everywhere?" yet: i don't settle for Islam. i don't think that the koran is the word of a better capacity. that's purely a e book, written by men. i think of the concept that Mohammed flew to heaven on a magic horse is purely infantile. i think of that lots of that's concepts - which contain martyrs being given seventy two virgins interior the afterlife - are the ridiculous superstitions of a backward human beings. So, you notice... Islam isn't huge-unfold everywhere. Your end is fake.

2016-10-07 06:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

So that would be like...

GO FORTH! And wage a war upon poor literacy rates, for the Journal thy Documentation has evaluated it too high. DO SO OR FOREVER BE CONSIDERED .. not.. charitable...

Hmmm... sure.

2007-01-16 09:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 0 0

I want to be on the board that decides whether something is an atheist miracle or not, too.

2007-01-16 09:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

O.K. I will answer after I finish laughing.

Sorry, everytime I read that I start laughing.

2007-01-16 09:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by U-98 6 · 0 0

Logic will eventually win

2007-01-16 09:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My bologna has a first name
it's Oscar
My bologna has a second name
it's Mayer..........

2007-01-16 10:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think so...... nah......

It won't work out.. it will be a failure like George Bush....... the devil's friend.

2007-01-16 09:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0 1

"The atheist can't find God for the same reason that a thief can't find a police officer."

2007-01-16 09:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by free 1 indeed 4 · 0 4

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