To start off, I'll tell a joke and tell me if it's funny and/or made you laugh. Then, if you want me to choose your answer as the best, tell me a joke and whoever's makes me laugh the most wins the Best Answer for the Q.
My Joke:
A guy walks into a bar and orders a Jack Daniels. He's sitting there and sees a sack behind the bartender. He asks the bartender what is in the sack/bag. The Bartender replies, "$10,000." The man jokes, "You wanna give it to me?" In a serious tone, the Bartender says, "Tell you what. If you do three things for me, that bag of money is yours. Deal?" "Deal!", the man replies in excitement. The Bartender says, "Okay. First, I want you to go over to that big man over there and knock him out. Second, in that room (points to a closed door) there's a giant rat. I want you to go inside and get that huge rat in it's cage. Lastly, go upstairs and de-virginize my 90-year-old grandma. Okay? Go." The man goes and punches the man, then goes inside the room, closes the door
2007-01-16 09:24:29 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the Bartender hears a bunch of racket and tumbling around and noise. Ten minutes later the man comes out and asks the Bartender, "Okay. So where's that 90 year-old grandma that needs to be locked up?"
2007-01-16 09:25:29 · update #1
ha ha ha ha!!! omg that was great! lmao!
here's my joke: it happens to be a blonde joke...
A blonde walks into her home after a hard day of work and she come to a surprising scene: Her husband is with another woman on the living room couch. She is so shock she screams at him "How could you!?" She runs you of the room and sortly comes back holding a gunn to her head. Her husband pleads with her to put the gun down but all the blonde says is, "Shut up! You're next!"
2007-01-16 10:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by macloveskingtut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny. I don't know if it is funny but here goes
What do you get when a man crosses the Atlantic twice and never takes a shower?
A dirty two timer.
2007-01-16 09:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but not that funny. 7/10.
2007-01-16 09:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe! Hilarious! Thats a sure cracker! nice one!
2007-01-16 09:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it for two reasons... First of all, how can a grandmother be a virgin? Second of all... Why did he have sex with a rat, and why is he trying to lock up the grandmother?
2007-01-16 09:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, no you didn't make me laugh, and no I can't think of any jokes.
2007-01-16 09:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It didn't make me laugh
2007-01-16 09:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by nuttin'fancy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was very funny i laught it was good just work on telling it and add some things spice it upp yo
2007-01-16 09:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made that up yourself a few mins ago didn't you?sorry that weren't funny.
2007-01-16 09:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 8-10
Did you hear about the door to door vacuum salesman?
A vacuum salesman walks up to a door and knocks. A moment later a little old lady opens the door and yells, "Go away I am broke!" She starts to slam the door. Just then the salesman shoves in his foot. "Wait!", he says. He then proceeds to dump a big bag of horse manure on her hallway carpet. Then the salesman says, "I guarantee my vacuum will clean this entire pile of manure up, leaving no trace". The saleman pausing a bit then says, "If it doesn't, I will eat whatever is left over". The lady looks at him, smiles and says, " What part of broke don't you understand? My electricity has been shut off since yesterday".
2007-01-16 09:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋