You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
2007-01-16 09:20:00 · 14 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved this its really funny
2007-01-16 10:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Havent' heard some of them.
2007-01-16 17:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe! I really loved that. Thats cracking!
2007-01-16 17:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard just about all of those. You should try making up your own.
2007-01-16 17:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might want to put a caption on it that says i stole these from... you know those are on the net at myjokes.com
2007-01-16 17:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked them.
2007-01-16 19:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by robertspraguejr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you do, steal yo' mama's so dumb jokes and lump them all together?
2007-01-16 17:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that was good (LMAO) as i havent heard that one before thanks i will try to remember that one so i can tell my friends
2007-01-16 17:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you give a lemon an orgasm?
Tickle it's citrus!!
2007-01-16 17:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by pixiebit@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny i'd have to say....
thanks for that...
2007-01-16 17:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by lint 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋