Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
2007-01-16 09:12:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor kitty.. I've never heard this one.. it's funny though.. thanks for sharing..
2007-01-16 09:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by nerdalicious_87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny but old. i herd it like 5 years ago but the oldones are still good.
2007-01-16 09:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its no longer very sturdy. the bb's does no longer have the ability to pop out in urine or by ejaculation, the poo is quite conceivable yet nutrition generally takes longer then one evening to bypass by you.
2016-11-24 21:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by hutt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-16 09:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard this one, that's funny.
2007-01-17 03:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by voidtillnow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeehehehehee! thats a cracker! i like it.
2007-01-16 09:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is older than i am
2007-01-16 09:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-01-16 09:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no! lol
2007-01-16 09:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by xokrisiliciousxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it...lol..........lol..........
2007-01-16 09:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋