Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
2007-01-16 09:01:45 · 16 answers · asked by nerdalicious_87 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
apparently for a silly joke.. I'm a sexist.. so be it.. I am just sharing jokes that I think are funny, seems like some people need to get a sense of humor.. and thanks those of you who find these jokes humorous..
2007-01-16 09:27:31 · update #1
It's okay.
2007-01-16 09:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sexist but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-16 09:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sexist but funny lol
2007-01-16 10:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been around,but still a good joke..
2007-01-16 09:39:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sexist.
2007-01-16 09:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i have to admit thats really funny!
2007-01-16 09:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good until the "etc.", then that made the whole thing lame.
2007-01-16 09:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Princess♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it but it made me so blue
2007-01-16 09:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by zozza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz funnny.... that's what guys really think of their partner as... WIFE good one.
2007-01-16 09:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right (just kidding) its cute
2007-01-16 09:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i lovethat one
2007-01-16 09:06:47 · answer #11 · answered by tom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋