An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
2007-01-16 08:56:49 · 11 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha.. thats a good one.. poor guy..
2007-01-16 09:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by nerdalicious_87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-16 08:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke ican really not relate yet but i still have alot of growin to do.
2007-01-16 09:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahha lol funnyyyy
2007-01-16 08:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's disgusting but it made me laff
2007-01-16 09:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by zozza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groooosssss
2007-01-16 09:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha ha lol
2007-01-16 09:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, how funny
2007-01-16 08:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 06:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha eww......
2007-01-16 09:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Becca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋