A Scotsman , Englishman and an Irishman go on a trek across the Sahara Desert, they can take one item each. The Scotsman take a rifle, the Englishman an umbrells and the Irishman a car door. When asked why these the Scotsman replies if we see some animals I can shoot it for food also if we get attacked I can defend us. The Englishman replies if the sun is to hot I can put it up to shelter us and if it rains I can turn it upside down to collect water. The Irishman replies to be sure sir mine is the best item for if it get to hot I can wind down the window.
2007-01-16 08:54:14 · 17 answers · asked by Robert E 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like a Kerryman to me.. LOL
2007-01-16 08:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-16 18:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye its good opening the window and getting the wind in your face10/10
2007-01-16 09:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh the old ones r the good ones!!! Still it made me chuckle!
2007-01-16 08:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 8/10 and i'm irish (but a woman)
2007-01-16 09:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or if it gets really hot, he can open the door.
2007-01-16 09:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-16 09:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it ha ha
2007-01-16 09:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-16 15:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-16 08:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋