Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter!.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!!.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2007-01-16 08:39:24 · 29 answers · asked by nerdalicious_87 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lOL**
2007-01-16 08:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-16 16:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Evtm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: Do you know the difference between a bj and a Big Mac?
Woman: No
Man: Care to have lunch?
2007-01-16 16:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. XD
I wish I could make smart, witty remarks like her. GENIUS!
But, then again, she is a tad paranoid. It's not like he's going to have sex with her or something. But he's using those cruddy pick-up lines, so yeah I guess he deserves that.
2007-01-16 16:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by FallOutGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW I AM A GUY AND I STILL GIVE IT A 13/10
2007-01-16 16:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny .. but because of people with answers like yours I Iet girls kick it to me .. LOL
2007-01-16 16:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by talent4god 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so when are we going on the second date then?
2007-01-16 17:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol thats funny
2007-01-16 16:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by chicantabonita94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-16 16:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by Broadway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really old but still funny
2007-01-16 17:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooooooooooo
Wats the question?...
2007-01-16 16:50:13 · answer #11 · answered by Daugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋