A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon.
'It's brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew.
'tell the audience what happened?'
'Well' replies Simon, a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a bad accident. my uncle was killed outright,I was trapped in the car then cut free.'
I was in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.
That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?' asks Matthew.
No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors told me that my uncle had died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.
Kelly responds with: That's an unbelievable story.
So tonight, who are you going to be?'
Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle.
2007-01-16 08:24:53 · 4 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.. that was cute.. thanks for sharing..
2007-01-16 08:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by nerdalicious_87 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 10/10.
2007-01-16 08:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know if i should be laughing or. . .
oh screw it. i'm cracking up!
2007-01-16 08:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well....lol..the end was funny...
2007-01-16 08:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋