A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
2007-01-16 08:21:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's cute.. and it's so true.. they'll screw you anyway they can.. but.. do most people realize what America would be without our government??..
2007-01-16 08:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by nerdalicious_87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 09:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!
2007-01-16 08:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Smart kid! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-16 08:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Obviously that kid doesn't know sh*t about taxes, or about his own god. How did he know god lived in the U.S.? God gives money?
2007-01-16 08:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
awsome! my mom must be cracking up telling god off for forcing bush on us
2007-01-16 08:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, it is actually a rip off a spanish story, but i still like it!
2007-01-16 09:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by xokrisiliciousxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw this before... it's ok, but not that great, especially if you know tax laws.
2007-01-16 08:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha..that's funny and cute...lol
2007-01-16 08:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's funny
2007-01-17 03:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by voidtillnow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋