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how did your Parents tell you all about the birds and the bees?Any funny stories?They told me that i was a booby prize at a fair!!

2007-01-16 08:10:36 · 26 answers · asked by pinkydinkydoo 3 in Family & Relationships Family

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my sister told me by drawing pictures in the condensation on our bedroom window!

she had to because i ran crying to her at 9 telling her i was going to die because my belly was falling out of my tuppence!!

2007-01-16 08:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by tuppassister 4 · 3 0

My mum never told me as it just wasn't the done thing back then, but I tell my 4 kids all the time I got them out the cabbage patch or on special offer of buy 1 get 1 free!!!! But we still have the serious talk now and again about the fact I'm tooooo young to be a granny.

2007-01-16 16:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by honkitonkwoman 1 · 0 0

my mum didn't.
She told me all about SEX when I was like 5, then when I was about 7 I came home from school in a strop.
She asked why and I said because all of my friends knew about the birds and the bees and I was upset because she hadnt told me.
She looked at me funnily and said, I told you all about sex ages ago.
I was so unimpressed when I found out what the birds and the bees were.
Of course no one believed that I had known all along!!

2007-01-16 17:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by lj 3 · 0 0

We had been out to 'Charlie Chalks' for a family meal. I was about 11 years old. I was doing a puzzle in bed that I had got in a goody bag from Charlie Chalks. It took me ages to do this puzzle but when I had, I was sooooo excited that I ran downstairs to show my mum & dad...............................and caught them at it on the living room floor!!!!!!! Talk about being mortified!
My mum shot up, my dad just looked shocked & I ran back upstairs! lol. They then shouted me back down & told me all about the birds & the bees hehe

2007-01-16 16:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They did?? How much did your booby prize cause your daddy for an hour?? I'm sure he was having a rock-hard-time when he saw you and he probably stayed up all night long, didn't he.

2007-01-16 16:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Infinite 4 · 0 1

what a coincidence. The other day me and my 5 year old were watching look who's talking. At the beginning it shows the sperm swimming to the egg.

My little boy had sea monkeys and so we told him they were the sperm to help to make babies!

He believed it! It will do for now!

2007-01-16 16:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by peachy 3 · 0 0

they didn,t tell me a bout the bird and the bee,s a girlfriend showed me how to have sex even before the school even told me,any think about sex, birds and the bee,s was boring i whated to see some skin,

2007-01-16 16:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My parents didn't tell us a thing! My older sister told me behind a shed in a neighbors yard! lol

2007-01-16 16:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Proud to be 59 7 · 1 0

My dad raised the issue way too late. I simply told him there was no need for a talk as I already knew. He looked really relieved!

2007-01-16 16:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my mum never told me i watched Dumbo (Disney film) and thought the stork brought baby's,
then my friend told me that's what they tell little kids she knew the truth her brother had told her baby's were made from worms!! and came out of your belly button
how did they get into your tummy? holding hands then kissing for 10 minutes lol
Boy was i suprised when i did learn the truth!!

2007-01-16 16:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by nosy 3 · 0 0

My mum just got some books from the library for me and my sister, we giggled like mad reading them and we already knew more than the books told us anyway.

2007-01-16 16:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 0 0

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