Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up...
2007-01-16 07:56:29 · 7 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But occifer.. i swear to drunk I'm not God!
2007-01-16 07:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cop: Your eyes look bloodshot,have you been drinking?
Drunk Driver: Occifer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
Hillarious peom!
2007-01-16 08:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by holyghostpyromaniac 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ''hey officer would you mind holdin' my beer for a second''
2007-01-20 04:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by ~rock-on~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute and funny
2007-01-16 08:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)
2007-01-16 08:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by AlyssaElaine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!!! and funny lol lol
2007-01-16 08:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by alex t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute : )
2007-01-16 08:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋