Which is the worst name for a guy?

Question

My money is on either Barnaby or Roderick.

Answer 1

Sue or Janet.

Answer 2

as ugly as the traditionally 'upper class' names may seem, at least they evoke the image of a toffee nosed idiot. Think of those saddled with chav names - made up names - or celebrity names. I work with kids and some bright spark out there HAS named their daughter Waynetta! Have also met several Shearers (meant to tribute Alan but makes me think sheep), a Dwayne Pipe (I kid you not ), a Richard Head (think about it) and a three year old that had to learn to write 'Markushaquille'
People seem intent on finding individual names - without realising the child is an individual regardless of name.

Answer 3

If the last is possibly Hymen, I would say Buster.

If not, maybe Cletus, Floyd, Lloyd, Guenter, Herman, Edgar, Ebeneeze, Jethro, Hoss, Royce, Enos, Earl.

If Lee, is the middle name, he is white trash and probably wears a wife-beater T.

Answer 4

Gaylord. Much worse than Barnaby or Roderick- at least those names have potential. Could go by "Nab" or "Barry", "Rod", "Derick", or "Rick".

Answer 5

According to Stephen Pile in 'The return of Heroic Failures' (that and the original are both well worth buying) someone (I think he said in Kent in the mid-1980's) called their child 'Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake'. Don't know if it was male or female, but that hardly matters.

Answer 6

Tarquin F'Tang F'Tang Biscuit Barrel II

Answer 7

Horace,or Farquar

Answer 8

Barnaby by FAR OMG

Answer 9

Cuthbert

Answer 10

Marmaduke

Answer 11

Grenville