There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
2007-01-16 07:51:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahha omg that was hilarious.
2007-01-16 07:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Hilarious!
2007-01-16 16:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-01-16 16:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before. I thought it was pretty funny.
2007-01-16 17:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he probley rang the doorbell with his nose.
2007-01-16 16:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny... and I think he would be up to it.
2007-01-16 15:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it...
2007-01-16 15:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, ha! he rang it with his tongue!
2007-01-16 15:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋